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09.06.2025 23:38

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
So, the docs changed it to read
Nuts and Butts
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Hysterias & Posteriors
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
How can I remove decimals in math?
share office space ...
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Loons and Moons
Another attempt resulted in ...
Everyone loved it.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Thumbs down again.
Minds and Behinds
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Just Forget it!
Japanese culture: Is it true adult adoption is common in Japan?
They put up a sign reading
No way
No go.
What would happen if the Earth stopped spinning for one minute?
Still no good
Analysis & Anal Cysts
So they tried
Unacceptable again!
Catatonics & High Colonics
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Freaks and Cheeks
Next, they tried...
What do you think of casting Emma Watson as the next James Bond?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
No, not a chance
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Still no good.
Then came..
Specializing in Odds & Ends.